Unpleseant Circumstances

So, my idea of fun is not spending most of the day (and my spare oxygen) breathing into resuscitation mannequins named Annie. Yeah, that's right. I just got

CPR ReCertified.

Awesome right?  

Yeah sure, I suppose so.

In other news, being mistaken for your Mother is unpleasant.

Being mistaken for your brother's Mother is uncomfortable.

Being mistaken for someone else's Mother entirely is extremely awkward.

But being mistaken for my Dad's wife just makes me angry.

Like really people? Do I look that OLD?

Even after I cut my hair off to prevent being mistaken for my Mother constantly (at least that was one of the reasons), now TOTAL STRANGERS think I'm my dad's wife?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS  TO ME?

I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt for goodness' sake!

Now, I know what you're saying. "So, it happened once. Big deal."

UM, NO.

This has happened to me SEVERAL times.

But moving on from that.

I have amazing empathy for Moonlight, it actually causes me physical pain when she cries and/or is hurt by something. Like I literally can't breathe.

My question of y'all:

Is this normal?

~Shattered